Laws that Newton forgot to tell us about...

• LAW OF BREAD: when the buttered slice of bread falls it always fall on the buttered side.
• LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
• LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
• LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
• LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
• LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.
• BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
• LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
• LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
• LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
• THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
• LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold